I would like to put smile on the faces of my blog visitors by sharing my few AC/BC ( after computers/before computers) jokes which are my real life events with a bit of exaggeration. LOL

BC

Kid: Ma, I see a mouse near the door.

Me: Eeeekksss! It may get inside our home. Shut the door. Make noise to scare it.

AC

Kid: Ma, there is something wrong with a mouse here.

Me: Why do you think there is something wrong with the mouse?

Kid: It is not moving.

Me: May be you pulled the wires.

Kid: What wires?

Me: Connecting wires

Kid: Connecting to what?

Me: Don’t act silly Rayyan. You very well know I am talking about the mouse wire

Kid: Ha ha ha … I am talking about the dead mouse the cat left behind here

Me: Dead mouse?

Kid: Yeah! The original furry animal mouse.

Me: Eeeekkkssss .. shut the door!

Kid: I cannot open the windows.

Me: Switch off the computer and turn it on again.

Kid: Ma, the windows with doors is shut tight.

Me: This is not the right time for windows, doors, curtain jokes Rayyan. If the windows aren’t opening maybe we will have to re-install it. We will lose all desk top applications. Oh God!

Kid interfering : NO NO!! not the Microsoft windows, I am talking about the window in the wall … Ma you too…

Me: Kinda forgot they are called windows too. You had me freaked out there.

Kid: Hey! There is something weird in the web

Me: Shut it down! You are not supposed to see weird thing on web (assuming he has accidently landed on porno site).

I rush in to find him watching a web with bloated spider and weirdest insect struggling.

I woke up in the morning feeling lazy and tired.

Me: Farheena, can you skip school today? It is raining so heavily.

Kid: No.

Me: You said you had tummy ache yesterday night.

Kid: I am ahah (OK) now.

I get up mumbling, get her career filled, dress her up and wait for the school bus. Time keeps moving and the bus doesn’t arrive.

Me: May be they have declared holiday because of rains

Kid: No.

Me: How do you know?

Kid: I can see other children going to school.

After half an hour I decide to call the H.M

Me: Ma’am, the school bus has not turned up yet. What could be the reason?

H.M.: It is Friday, the usual school holiday. Ha ha ha.

Me: Uh hoh! I thought it was Thursday. Sorry and thanks.

The entire problem lay with my phone which had messed up days and I lost one day of my life. Now I am worried which day did I lose? I remember Sunday was Sunday on my phone.. so it must be one of other three week days. The other kids had normal Sunday holiday. LOL.